Not a Hash Run, Butt a Hash Holiday Extravaganza

Friday, December 13, 2013

The party will begin at 7:00p but we have the room all day and all night so people are free to start arriving anytime.

There is no trail preceding the Festivities unless you want to follow Twatever and Anal from their house all the way to the Bethel.

Dress is holiday specific. This could be your best red and green outfit, blue and white outfit (Chanukah), ugly Holiday sweater or anything you think is hash appropriate.

Food will be buffet style as in years past. If there are any food allergies that I need to know about please let me know in your RSVP.

Cost is exactly determined by the food and beer choices I make. I plan to buy quality food and beer and the cost of the hash will be appropriately priced probably around $30 – $40. Unless there is an unrelenting call for PB&J and PBR then hash cash will be $5.

As in years past we will do the gift exchange. This is anything from something useful to a regift from last years party. We try to keep the cost around $10-$15 and do the gift exchange in the style of a Chinese grab bag, white elephant exchange or Yankee swap.

Please RSVP Anal rmcnulty13@gmail.com    personally only if you will be attending.  I am going to start a list of attendees for budgeting purposes.

WHERE:   Morris Knolls High School  50 Knoll Dr, Rockaway

When:       3PM

HARE:       Anal

Trail Details:  Trail will be exactly 1 mile with 4 beer checks. www.beermile.com

ON IN:   TBD

Summit Hash # 1560 and Summit Full Moon Hash #165

 Tuesday  December 17th  Run will start at 7PM

Jersey A$$hole invites you to:

Where: Washington Valley Park, Newmans Lane Parking Lot, Middle Brook Trail, Bridgewater, NJ

When:  Tuesday December 17, 2013 for a Full Moon Hash #165

ATTENTION:  I would like to start trail at 7pm please thank you

On In:  TBD

“Phantasmagoria

At luring masqueraders I would run, I find to be deceived quite fun – if only it were made to last. Where am I now?  Where should I stumble?  There was a path – now it’s a jumble.  The way was level, free of trouble, now I am up against all rubble.  I clamber up and down in vain, where will I find my beer again?  I never dreamt so wild a sight, such mountains in a single night!  A pretty lusty witches’ trot!  They bring their backpacks to the spot.  Revere the dizzying rocky brinks; the chain fences most forward links.  Only Luna’s very clearest light, can penetrate your somber night.  But by those bushes make your way, with a light that sheds a modest ray.  How paths do cross in this affair!  ON-ON Hashers! I do declare.  Where do you come from, Sparkleface?

I float like this from place to place, and I cannot wait to smash my grace.  I think I see a chance at last to learn, please tell me which is the wisest way for me to turn?

You’d better try by your own lights.  For anywhere that spook holds sway, Philosopher has right of way.  And to ingratiate his art he makes A dozen new ones in two shakes.  By going wrong alone you come to rights! If you would be, become by your own lights.

Good counsel, though, is not a gift to flout.

Away then!  We shall see how it all turns out. “  Jersey Asshole