Summit Hash House Harriers #1583

April 26, 2014 3PM

 

 

Where:  Memorial Park, Linden NJ   Google:   62 Main St, Linden, NJ    the parking lot is just off of S. Wood Ave.

Hare:  Orgasmitron

Discussion points: ” More deets to follow. There’s plenty of time to save up for a new haz-mat running suit.” -DogE

“Just between the two of us, if you promise not to tell anyone, I’ll let you know that the SHHH run for April 26th will be one for the books. Your hard-working hare been reccying virgin trail in the toxic wilds of Linden, com…pletely uncharted territory unless you work for the EPA.

You might remember my run in April 2013 in the pristine woods and streams of Morris county, drinking beer on the grass among the bees and the daffodils. This one will be entirely different, memorable in its own way. As an added bonus I discovered a perfect hash bar for the onon – where the barmaid Holly is eager to show you her pitchers!”  Dr. O

“Expect something completely different.  This trail has it all, every element and chemical compound known on earht, including BEER.”  Dr. O

On After: Linda’s Driftwood Bar & Grill  344 S Wood Ave Linden, (908) 474-1964 Barmaid Holly eagerly awaits the SHHH!

 

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Summit Hash House Harriers

AGM – (Annual General Meeting)

SATURDAY, JUNE 7, 2014

Celebrate the Year of Loogie!    But more importantly, join us to properly celebrate the  Summit Hash!

 

 

 

Where:  The AGM will be held in New Jersey’s Meadowlands, in beautiful Lyndhurst. Start and End will be at The Quality Inn 10 Polito Avenue Lyndhurst, NJ (201) 933-9800

Link to Rego and Deadline to Register is June 1st:  Here is a link to  the registration form for this year’s event. Pretty straightforward. The deadline for payment is June 1, 2014.       http://1drv.ms/1mshdwF

Speaking of deadlines, don’t forget that the firm deadline for ordering this year’s haberdashery is May 5. Which means, if interested, I need your order form and payment by May 5.   http://1drv.ms/1mUp2uJ  (see below for pictures, cost, etc.)

“Call the Quality Inn to make your room reservations – use my well-thought-out password “Summit” to secure the special rate of $99.
Don’t miss this titanic event – you’ll feel like you’re the king of the world! (Excepting Sunday morning, of course.)”  Loogie

What you can expect:

Hash Trail (A to A) around & through NJ’s legendary Meadowlands

Spectacular beer check (maybe 2?)

Post-trail poolside relaxation

Hashpitality suites

Full dinner buffet

Live band

Slideshow presentation of favorite/worse moments of the past year

Very cool haberdashery

A ridiculous amount of beer

Sunday morning Fat Boy hared by your new GM

Hash Cash:  for this Hashtoric event: $49.  Please pre-register  http://1drv.ms/1mshdwF

 

AGM Haberdashery opportunity!   You’ve asked for it and here it is –   you’re very own SH3 windbreaker!        

A simple order form is at this link http://1drv.ms/1mUp2uJ

 

  

Attention to all those planning to attend the 2014 SH3 AGM – and to those planning to not attend:

Your GM has been working tirelessly, with the SH3 haberdasher, to present to you this year’s AGM haberdashery – a  lightweight and practical windbreaker! A ‘mock-up’ is pictured below (and attached as a Word document). Sizes available: XS through XXL.

HashCash has generously agreed to subsidize this year’s haberdashery for dues-paying members (you know who you are…and so does BreastStroke).

The firm deadline to order is May 5! $15.00 for SH3 dues-paying hashers $25.00 for non-dues-paying hashers

This price is separate from hash cash for the AGM event – which is $49 and will be due separately and not by May 5 (a separate AGM registration form is forthcoming). 

A simple order form is at this link http://1drv.ms/1mUp2uJ

 

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Dues are used to supplement unusual club costs such as the AGM and the Interhash.  Hotel rooms are provided by the Hash at the AGM in case people would rather stay on than drive home.  The dues are used to pay for the group’s web site www.hashnj.com and to supplement extras such as the Hash photo site. 

You can pay by check to Summit Hash House Harriers, in cash given to Breaststroke or PD (Halfass Cash), or through PayPal (use the pointer on the hash web site and use the address of   hashcash_shhh@verizon.net  ).  When you do pay, please include your hash name as well as your nerd name.  Rounding to the nearest dollar is acceptable.

For those hashers who have found the year extraordinarily difficult financially and are in a real economic bind, there is a solution.  Thanks to the huge generosity of one of SHHH3′s members, we have a donor who will pick up the hash dues for 2014 for those in such a difficult position.  The donor wishes to be anonymous and asks that these transactions be held in absolute confidence.  Talk or write to Breaststroke if this offer fits you; he alone will take care of the transaction.  Only he will know the names, which will be withheld even from the donor.  Speaking personally, I am very, very gratified that this level of caring exists within our club.

With thanks,

Keith Johnson aka Breaststroke