Waterski Hash Today!!! 8/1/15 1pm
SH3 runs every Monday at 7PM – See details below
The Summit H3 are a mixed group of adult runners embarking on non-competitive fun runs set in the “Hare and Hounds” style every Monday evening during the summer at 7pm and every Saturday afternoon in the winter at 3pm. All running levels are welcome. Expect running terrain to vary, and ice cold refreshment at the end. Wikipedia
Summit Hash House Harriers – hashing together since
Summit Hash House Harriers #1673
Saturday August 1, 2015 1PM
12 Years of warming up for the Holy Hellfire S………12th Annual Yer Gonna Get Wet Waterski Hash
Make sure to bring a bathing suit, towel and tent! Dry Bag!
12 Years, 12 Tears, 712 Beers…Tell us about it M………………..
The Annual Rat Waterski hash will be held up in Greenwood
Lake one more time.
Gerald is a cool Rat
Where: 7 MacDonald Road, Hewitt NJ (07421). Run will be A to A
There will be a hash trails that day, yes a chicken friendly & Stroller friendly one
There will be a beer check and a keg of gooooooooooooddddd beer
What’s up there for me you ask???
We have several Kayaks, a Canoe, a couple of windsurfers including several pieces of DogE’s windsurfer, We have the almost new outboard 130 HP Evinrude ETEC , we have the good old pontoon boat an In the Bush’s Pontoon we have double waterskis, good slalom skis, knee board, and wakeboard.
Also if you are not into any of the above I have one of
those 3 person tubes to pull your lazy ass around in.
We have great beer on tap. Dinner will be Pizza. Lots and lots of Pizza
What can I bring you ask??????
Kids are very very welcome. We have a few kids life jackets and a few adult ones but if you have some of either pleaseeeee bring bring it up and put your name on it.
Deck chairs are also in limited supply so that is also a great idea to bring up (also put your name on it). I now have kids waterskis but they are in poor shape so if you have skis bring them up
Dogs are also welcome (except ones that continually bark, also kid friendly dogs only please). However, you must keep them on a leash at all times or my crazy neighbor is gonna call
the cops on your ass.
Bring a tent, sleeping bags, pillow stay the night since you will be drinking plenty of beer don’t want to temp fate.
If you want to bring a windsurfer, canoe, kayak, (seriously, try to bring woggles, noodles, (air mattresses so you can float around on it while the boat is anchored out in middle of the lake ), if you have a boat & motor, waterskies, dingy, inflatable boat, inflatable doll, waterwings, rubberduckies, fairy outfits, inner tubes or anything that floats bring it on up.
What time should I get to the Rat Palace
The Hash Run Starts this year at 1:00 PM
You can start coming up around noon as I should be back setting by then. I would advise you to eat a good lunch before you get here as dinner will likely only be around 7:30-ish as we will likely stay out on the water swimming until then.
Critical numbers are: Rat Palace; (973) 506-4546
> Rat Cell (845) 674-6551
> Yer An Anal Cyst’s Cell (908) 868-1056
On After: The Rat/Cyst Palace/hole
Summit Hash House Harriers #1674
Monday August 3, 2015 7PM
5 Year Hashiversary
Come celebrate my 5 year Hashiversary and see if you can “win the hash” by running the same trail as my virgin hash, 5 years ago. Wear high socks and bring a dry bag because this could get wet…and there may be some water on trail as well.
Where: 445 Southgate Parkway Morris Township. This is an office complex, I will be in the parking lot closest to the street.
Details: Cooler opens at 6:45, pack off as close to 7:00 as possible to conserve daylight.
On After: TBD
Summit Hash House Harriers #1675
Monday August 10, 2015 7PM
On After: TBD
Summit Hash House Harriers #1676
Monday August 17, 2015 7PM
On After: TBD
Summit Hash House Harriers #1677
Monday August 24, 2015 7PM
On After: TBD
Summit Hash House Harriers #1678-79 and Summit Full Moon Hash #187
Summit Hash House Harriers #1680
Monday August 31, 2015 7PM
On After: TBD
If you would like to hare for SH3
If you would like to hare, please contact our trailmaster Douche Brag Novalous@aol.com to request a date. Please visit our hareline before contacting the Trailmaster, so you will know if a date is open.
After you have a date set to hare, please e-mail your hash details to the On-Sec email@example.com and also the Webmeister firstname.lastname@example.org for timely announcements of your hash.
Please Pay Your 2015 Hash Dues you Wankers!
it’s time to think about your favorite Hash House Harriers in Summit and what it takes to keep the group running (besides beer). Those of you who have run in years past know that each year the members are asked to pay $25.01 in annual dues. These dues are due on Jan. 1 (typically collected at the New Year’s Day run, but they are welcome anytime).
Please click on the Pay Pal Logo below
When prompted who to pay, cut and paste below: email@example.com
Check Out Hashnj.com as it used to look!
“Hop in the Summit HHH time-machine and check our website through the years. It was started in 2000 by Cereal Killer (CK).
For specific years and hashes click the year on top, and then the calendar that will appear.” Dog E
How do I reach my short-term life-affirming goals?
Easy. Get in your car and follow the directions above.
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