Summit Hash # 1574 Saturday March 8 @ 3 PM

St. Partigras!  Joint SHHH & CUNTHHH

 

When: Saturday, March 8 at 3PM

Where:  Port Imperial Ferry terminal cantina bar  4800 Avenue At Port Imperial    Weehawken NJ

Update: park@ Tonnelle ave park & ride and take the ferry to the start.   That will cost you 5 $ vs $13 for the yuppytown parking at the ferry.  Plus  its close to the finish.

Hare: Type A 

“Type-A and associated co-hares will be haring the trail for both CUNTHHH and SHHH, starting at the Port Imperial Ferry terminal cantina bar. It will be a solemn celebration of the rich history and traditions of the Irish and Cajun peoples, from being filthy and illiterate and drinking poteen in a tumbledown shanty in a bog, to being dirty and uneducated drinking smokestack lightning in a shotgun shack in a bayou. God knows our cousins to the west sorely need a reminder of the rich tapestry of cultural celebrations used excuse get f-ing mothered and bang someone you normally wouldn’t because the weather has finally started getting nice again.

Couple things to let everyone know ahead of time:

Come in dressed in whichever outfit or mix of both you consider most appropriate, obviously. This is all about cultural exchange and sensitivity.

Summit people, we obviously aren’t going A-A with this one, I’ll have a co-hare shuttle you back to your cars at the end of trail so you can bring them to the finish. That said maybe carpool so there’s still beer left by the time you all get to the bar.

And on that topic I could use some co-hare support. Anyone wants to help lay trail, man a drink check, shuttle hashers or whatever, I could def. use the help.

Transit? = take the ferry, dummy!

Lig an dea-uair rolla!

Type A Hole

SHHH #1574 http://www.hashnj.com/  CUNT #49 https://sites.google.com/site/columbiahashhouse/ ” 

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Summit Hash House Harriers 2013/2014 InterHash
Cum one Cum all to the 2013/2014 Summit Hash House Harriers Interhash on

April 12th and 13th, 2014.

When: April 12th at 11:30 

TIME: 11:30AM (pack must be away)

Where:  The Mason Jar – 219 Ramapo Valley Road, Mahwah, NJ 07430

On –After: at the Mason Jar from 3:00pm – 6:00pm in a private room with a hot buffet…and BEER

COST: $35 if you pre-register no later than 4/5/14 (and your payment has been received) after 4/5/14 and day of event, the cost will be $45 per person in cash only.

 WHAT DO I GET FOR MY $$$$: Two trails…The Main Hash on Saturday and a Fat Boy trail that will surely be reluctantly set by our beloved GM, Loogey. There will also be food provided to snack on, prior to the run, as well as a full meal Saturday afternoon. Of course, the beer will be flowing beginning at 11:00am Saturday and will continue until we are “asked to leave” on Sunday. There will also be a token give away that will be useful all weekend, at no extra cost to all registered half minds.

HOTEL INFORMATION: We have secured a group rate at Fairfield Inn, adjacent to the Mason Jar (225 Ramapo Valley Road, Mahwah, NJ 07430…Phone number 201-529-4000). Code # Summit SH3. The cost per room is $89 per night. Note that hotel costs are on your own. There will be two Hashpitality Rooms for us to use to clean up before the restaurant festivities. The special hotel rate is good only through March 5th, so book your rooms early, as they will not guarantee the rate after that date.

 There is an indoor pool where we can continue to relax and regale the outstanding trail and high quality food and entertainment.

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Dues are used to supplement unusual club costs such as the AGM and the Interhash.  Hotel rooms are provided by the Hash at the AGM in case people would rather stay on than drive home.  The dues are used to pay for the group’s web site www.hashnj.com and to supplement extras such as the Hash photo site. 

You can pay by check to Summit Hash House Harriers, in cash given to Breaststroke or PD (Halfass Cash), or through PayPal (use the pointer on the hash web site and use the address of   hashcash_shhh@verizon.net  ).  When you do pay, please include your hash name as well as your nerd name.  Rounding to the nearest dollar is acceptable.

For those hashers who have found the year extraordinarily difficult financially and are in a real economic bind, there is a solution.  Thanks to the huge generosity of one of SHHH3′s members, we have a donor who will pick up the hash dues for 2014 for those in such a difficult position.  The donor wishes to be anonymous and asks that these transactions be held in absolute confidence.  Talk or write to Breaststroke if this offer fits you; he alone will take care of the transaction.  Only he will know the names, which will be withheld even from the donor.  Speaking personally, I am very, very gratified that this level of caring exists within our club.

With thanks,

Keith Johnson aka Breaststroke