Write-ups

Tour de Sick Dick

Somerville Grand Prix Bike Race Hash

Start: 12pm

Hare: Sick Dick

Start: 103 North Middaugh Street, Somerville, NJ 08876

Lost? 908-642-2497

Stencho De Mayo Hash

Time: Monday May 24th at 7PM (What say we save our flashlight batteries & maybe ourselves by starting promptly?)

Hares: Crotch Thumper, 2nd Cumming & yours truly I-Feel Tower (w/special thanks to "un hombre misterioso" for some key advice)

Analize This Hash

Run # 1294

Place: Central Park, Morris Plains (of Central Ave.)

Time: 7:00

Hare: Anal

Somerset Samba Hash

Hare: Runner Girl

Run #: 609-969-2441
Date: Monday May 10th

Muddy Marathong

Date May 1, 2010
Time: Varies for Chicken or Super Eagle
2 loops leaves at 10:00 am, 1 loop leaves at 12 Noon.
Short cutting is possible at the Beer Check
Hash # 1292

Full Moon Hash

Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441 Date: WEDNESDAY April 28th 7pm Day of the week: WEDNESDAY Day of the week Full Moon Hash IS NOT taking place this month: Monday Location: Bakelite Park in Piscataway

Do it Dog E. Style Hash

Date: April 24, 2010

Time: 3 PM

Summit Hash #: 1290

Place: Newark Broad St train station.

Address: 25 University Avenue, Newark, NJ

Hare: Dog E Style

Keyhole does the South Mountain Romp

Run: 1289

Hare: kEhole

When: Saturday, April 17th at 3pm

Where: Tulip Parking Area, South Mountain Reservation

Dog E. does the Cranford Romp

Run: 1288

Hare: Dog E. Style

When: Saturday, April 10th at 3pm

Where: Rathskellar Beer Garden, Cranford

Hash #1286!

Hare: Suck 'em up

Date: April 03, 2010 Time: 3:00 pm Start location: 72 Maple Avenue, Berkeley On On location: Neelam Indian Cuisine

Summit FULL MOON Hash House Harrier Run:

Run #: ?

When: Monday, March 29 at 7pm
Hare: Anal

Where: In or near Mt. Tabor, NJ

Run #: 1285
Hare: No Genitals
South Mountain Reservation

the parking lot at Brookside & Cherry Lane

Cumfy's Swamp Patrick's Day Hash

FAQ

Q - When Is It?

A - Saturday, March 13, 2010, 3:00 PM

Hash 1281
Location: Sunrise Lake at Lewis Morris Park in Morristown NJ
Hares: Twatever, Anal and deciBelle
Time: 3:00 pm
Trails: Yes, shorter and longer options
Pet Friendly: on leash (park rules)
Beer: before trail, on trail and after trail

Summit Full Moon HHH AGM

WHEN: MONDAY, MARCH 1, 7:00PM

WHERE: SOUTH MOUNTAIN RESERVATION - SOUTH ORANGE
( GOOGLE MAPS OR GPS: SOUTH ORANGE AVE AT CREST DRIVE)

WHAT: EASY MOONLIT RUN. INTERESTING (SHITTY) EAGLE.
VERY EASY CHICKEN. BN? YES. NEW SFMH3 HABS? YES.

WHO: SEOUL BRUDDA

Pass the Pierogies Hash

Run No. 1280: The Pass the Pierogis Please Hash
Who: Platypussie and Just Eric

When: Saturday, 2/27 at 3:00 pm

Orgasmitron Does Plainfield

When: Saturday, 2/20 at 3:00 pm
Where: 20 Rockview Terrace Plainfield NJ
This is the small park in Plainfield from where the hare has set at least one previous hash - some might remember.

What to expect: Decent long eagle with plenty of shortcutting opportunities , chicken, + BEER.

Dog E. and Anal Anniversary Hash

Doing it together for eight years

Hash: 1278
Feast Time: 3:00 pm
Feast Day: Saturday February 13, 2010

Start: Berkshire Valley Wildlife Management Area

Pig Latin Phrase of the Week: St. Da - doge anal in omne tempus

Midwinter Hash

RUN#    1277
WHEN:      02/06 3PM
WHERE:     FAIRFIELD RECREATION COMPLEX
NAV: 221 HOLLYWOOD AVE, FAIRFIELD

HARE:     G.I.

BOGUs Hash (Burn One Give Up Silly)

Date: Jan 30, 2010

Time: 4:00PM

Who? Cumfy Hole

What? Summit Hash - Will be an A - B hash. Bring headlights / reflective gear to place in Hare's vehicle.
Where? Tourne Park in Mountain Lakes, NJ Directions We will meet by the Wooden Train.
Circle? The circle for the Summit Hash will take place at B.

Date: Jan 30, 2010

Time: 5:30PM or so
Who? Anal - Live Hare

What? Summit Full mOOn Hash - Will be an B - A hash.
As soon as circle is over for the Summit Hash the Hare will leave back to A.

Soft Porn Hash

Date: Jan 23, 2010

Time: 3:00PM

Who? Cereal Killer at 201 704 7758 if you need me, and Dancing Fool

Where: Kenilworth

Highland Park Redux

Date: Saturday January 16th Time: 3:00 Location: The hole in the ground that was formerly the YM/YWHA Address: 2 South Adelaide Ave, Highland Park, NJ Hare: Runner Girl

Lil' Bastard Hash

Run 1275

Date: Saturday, 09-Jan-10 at 3pm

Hare: YAAC and

Where: "New Elegant Nails"

Mapquest: 104 Boonton Ave., Kinnelon, NJ

On-In: Jiggs - 1248 Rt 23

Run No:          1271

Date:              Saturday, 1/2/2010 at 3pm

Hare:              Ronan the Librarian

Where:           Summit Train Station

Run No:          1270 - The Annual Hare of the Dog Hash

Date:              Friday, 1/1/2010 at 11 AM

Hare:              Papoose on the Loose 908-380-3755

Where:           Nomahegan Park, Cranford, NJ

Blue Moon Hash

Run No: 1269
Date: Thursday, 12/31/09 at 4:00 PM
Hare: Loogey
Where: South Orange (MisDirections to Follow)

Hazmat's Revenge Hash

Run No: 1266
Date: Saturday, 12/19/09 at 3:00 PM
Hare: Hazmat
Where: River Road Park, Bedminster

Christmas Hash 2009!

2:00 PM Saturday, December 12

Denville, NJ On-In and Christmas Party: Casa Twat

RU Hash

When: Saturday December 5^th @ 2:15pm

Pack away at 2:30pm sharp (note special start time)

Hare: RearEnd Wrangler

Where: Skiles Ave & Sterling Dr; Piscataway NJ

Full Full Moon Hash

SFMH3 Hash 114 (SHHH #1262)
Location: 115 Hawkins Place Boonton NJ (Kings Parking Lot)
When: December 2, 2009    The night of the Full mOOn
Start time: 7:00 pm
Hare: Anal

Dogmeat's 16th Annual DON'T BE A TURKEY HASH!



DATE: Sunday, November 29, 2009
TIME: 2:30 start

WHERE: Pleasant Valley Park, Basking Ridge (3401 Valley Road, Basking Ridge)
ON IN: Neelam Indian Cuisine; Berkeley Heights

Shortest Day, Shortest Trail, Shortest .... Hash

Run # 1262

Hare: Anal

Date: Wens. Nov. 25

Where: Denville

Sanity Hash

Place: Hilltop Reservation - Caldwell, NJ (former location of the Essex County TB Sanitarium and the Essex - County Jail Annex)

Run # 1261

Date: Saturday, Nov. 21, 2009

Time: 3:00 p.m.

Hare: Breaststroke

Elephant & Castle Hash

Run Number 1260

Hare: Le Rat Bastard

When: Saturday Nov 14th, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Where: Skyline Drive Parking (the upper one) 2 miles up the mountain from Route 287 Exit 57.

Where?? Ramapo Mountain State Forest. Park in the upper parking lot

Wildcat Ridge Hash

Run # 1259

When: November 7 at 3pm

Where: Wildcat Ridge Hawkwatch, Green Pond Road, Hibernia, Rockaway Township, NJ

Hare: Little Sacks / Deranged (LSD)

Loco-Motion Hash

Full Moon Hash

Hare: Loco Morrow

Shop-Rite Parking Lot, Elizabeth

Monday, Nov. 2

Halloween Hash

Take a leap of faith as you stumble through the rocky slopes and shadowy vales of the ancient killing fields of the great Lenape Nation - The Watchung Mountains. Dark chapters of depleted ghost towns, rumors of satanic cults, ax murderers, and a recent episode of home invasion resulting in a defensive pistol shooting tell a peculiar and violent history of these craggy hills.

Run fast - darkness falls quickly.

Run # 1255

When: October 31 at 3pm

Where: The Deserted Village, Watchung Reservation, Berkeley Heights, NJ

Hare: Massengil

Costumes: Mandatory

Hare: Seoul Bro Run # 1254
When: Sat. Oct 24th, 3:00PM
Where: Morris County Public Safety Training Academy
          and U onto 24W, then follow above.

Why: Prelude to MG's Hollow Weenie Hash,
         but no need to be very afraid. No need to be afraid at all.
         What you will experience: Lovely McMansions; Trails thru the woods;
         Vast compost field; Romping over green meadows. Classic architectural
         treasures; Lots of C and E splits---even an E bail-out; Leaf-peepers
         paradise; Did I mention a gazebo beer check? You'd be crazy to miss it!

Hash: 1253

Where: Shepherds Pond - Ringwood State Forest

Hare: Anal
Start: 3:00pm

The Return of Ronan the Librarian Hash

Summit Run No. 1252
Hares: Finger-In
When: Saturday October 10th at 3:00 pm, Standard Hash Time
Where: Broad Street Train Station, Newark, NJ
      -- 25 University Ave., Newark, NJ 07105 --

Scotty's can KMA Full Moon Hash #112 (SH3 Run # 1251)

Date: Monday Oct 5th 7:00pm
Place: Scotty's Steak House (Intersection of Morris Turnpike and Millburn Ave)
Hare: Seoul Brudda

SUMMIT INTERHASH

at the Mohican Outdoor Center

Platypussie Pleasure Run

Hash Run No: 1249
Date: September 26, 2009
Start Time: 3:00 p.m.
Hare: Plattypussie
Location: lovely Chatham, NJ
Southern Blvd. School
192 Southern Blvd, Chatham, NJ 07928

When: September 14, at 7pm. Run # 1247

Where: Chase Manhattan Plaza (Corner of Pine and William St)

Hare: Massengil and Mystery Hare

Date: August 24, 2009

Start Time: 7:00 p.m.

Hare: Loogey

Start: Grass & dirt parking lot off of Brookside Drive - the road that connects Millburn to South Orange Ave. About 3/4 of a mile from South Orange Avenue OR 3/4 mile from Glen Ave.

Date:  Monday 8/17
Time:  7:00
Hare:  Runner Girl  609-969-2441 (Loco, no need to RSVP)
Location:  D & R Canal Parking Lot at Blackwells Mill
Address:  2 Blackwells Mill Rd, Somerset NJ will get you close
On After:  Cricket Pub  408 Elizabeth Ave, Somerset NJ

Summit Run Number: 1239
Full Moon Number: 110
Run Time 2:00, Sat Aug 8, 2009
Where: The Rat/YAAC Palace/hole 
Hares: Le Rat Bastard and YAAC 
Address: 7 MacDonald Road, Hewitt NJ (07421). Run will be A to Ahhhh

He's back ...

Dr. Who?: The Mysterious Dr. nO (aka nOrgasmitron), pHHHd

When: Monday, July 27, 19:00 Where: Boright Ave, Kenilworth

Click Here for Hash Slide Show-> SH3# 1237

Run#: Summit Full Moon Run #109/ shhh 1229

Where: River Road Park Bedminster, NJ

When: Saturday, June 27, 2009

Where: Charlie Brown's Restaurant, Milburn, NJ

Why a frigg'n race??? FREE Sam Adams (nuff said)

Memorial Day Hash 2009

Location: Downtown Somerville, New Jersey

On On: Sick Dick's/Downtown Somerville

Time: 12:00 Noon

Come and enjoy a day of professional level bike racing that has come to be referred to as The Kentucky Derby of cycling and is the longest consecutive running bike race in America. http://www.tourofsomerville.org/index.htm

Featuring: flat trail (no scrambling up or down mountains), guarded beer check to avoid beer-stealing bums, lots o'shiggy, ticks that may be found days later in interesting places, and little tiny poison ivy plants that we hope don't take on a growth spurt over the weekend.

Run No. 1219

Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009

Time: 12:00 p.m. NOON
Hare & Co-Hare: Twatever and Anal
Place: Craigmeur Recreation Complex

When: Saturday, 4/18/09 at 3:00 PM
Hares: Finger-In, Anal Lick It All, and Notorious Biggie D.O.G.
Where: Green Pond Road, Rockaway, NJ

The Idas of March Hash

Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 3:00PM
Mmmm...Pi (π) Hash on the eve of the Ides of March
Run No. 1211
Date: Saturday 14th March 
Time: 15:09 (that's 3.141509 for those of you who are too busy w*nking to figure it out)
Hares:  Ida YAAC & Ida WhompEm
Place: Phoenix Club, Haskell NJ

How about a weekend of Great Sex?

BIMBOS OF JERSEY (BJH3) HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

When: Friday March 6^th; 7 PM

Hare: Great Sex

Where: Perrineville Lake Park, Agress Road Parking Lot, Perrineville, NJ

Run No. 1207
Announcing the annual Summit - Rümsön Inter-hash.

Date: February 21, 2009

(Note special) Time: 11:00AM

Hare: Mr Jackson (for breaking news about the Rvmson Hash Click Here!)

Place: Cataract Hollow Rd Berkeley Heights, NJ 07922

This is a special event, the trail was fully reccied and readied. Ironically, considering the hare, this is a Bimbo and dog friendly hash. There will be no road crossings, and may include a beer check, or two.

VD Day Soft Porn Hash

Theme: Soft Porn Hash 2009 (the day before Princeton's Hard Core Hash)

Time: SH3 Hash Standard 3:00PM EST

Hares: Cereal Killer and Ms. Secks/Sex

Date: February 14th, 2009 aka Valentines Day

Location of Start: Fox & Hound Pub & Grille

Run No: 1205

Seoul's AGM Extravaganza

Monday, Feb 9 at 7pm

Place: South Orange Commuter parking lot

Run No: 1204 / 104

The Seven Year *itch Hash

Dog E. and Anal - doing it for seven years

Run No. 1203
Date: 2/7/09 at 3:00 PM

Hares: Anal Lick It All and Dog E Style

Place: 559 E. Main Street, Denville, NJ 07834

The upcoming hash on Saturday will be the anniversary of Dog E. Style and Anal. It will probably be the umpteenth time they have done it together and about the 200th time they are both together at the same hash (if you're a pattern spotter you might not want to share this insight with their significant others). It's always a good time and a great home-style venue for the On-In.

Loogey's First Stateside Trail!

Run No. 1202

Date: January 31, 2009

Time: 3:00 p.m.

Hare: Loogey

Place: South Orange Commuter parking lot, behind train station near the performing arts center. (Enter from Church Street, off South Orange Ave.)

Weather Outside: Frightful

But the Fire? So Delightful

Trail: Exciting and new. And by "new" I mean "not new at all." But it should be fun. This is an A to B type thing. Bring change of clothes in a bag and Loogey will be sure to have them handy for you at the B.

YAAC Attack Hash

Run No. 1201

January 24, 2009 at 3ppm

Hare: YAAC

Place: The Phoenix Club, Eddie Haskell, NJ

Sunday Fat-Boy Run

Run: 1200

Date: Sunday, January 18th -- 11am

Where: Hampton-Inn, 100 Passaic Ave., Harrison, NJ

Hare: Finger-In

THE Summit Interhash!

Run No: 1199 - Annual Summit InterHash

Date: Saturday 17th -Jan-2009 at 2:00 PM

Hares: Finger-In, Dr. O

Where: Newark Penn Station, Raymond Plaza, Newark, NJ -- Outside the Front Lobby

Dinner at Beira Mar of Spain, 18 Downing St. Newark,NJ

(Garlic Shrimp, Fried Calamari, Portuguese sausage, Paella and lots o' beer)

Bring Dry Bag with warm street clothes and Cash for the many unofficial ON-After opportunities in Ironbound Saturday night. Also, Hash Hotel for those not wishing to drive home - Hampton-Inn, 100 Passaic Ave., Harrison, NJ.

Ghost Pony Hash

Run No: 1198

Date: Saturday 10-Jan-2009 at 3:00 PM

Hare: Massengil

Where: Seeley's Pond, Berkeley Heights, NJ

41˚40.125N

74˚24.136W

Pony up to a mid-winter adventure in the hilly and rugged Watchung Reservation. Never mind the weather, leave the couch behind, and unleash the power within to explore new horizons and ABJs.

Hazmat Full Moon Hash

Run No: 1197 / 103

Date: Monday, 1/5/2009 at 7:00 PM

Hare: Hazmatt

Phone: 908 623 7859

Where: Bridgewater Towne Centre
746 Route 202 South
Bridgewater, NJ 08807

40.575N 74.664W

Freezing Cold Hash II

RUN# 1196

TIME: 01/03/2009 3:00 PM

WHERE: KING'S SUPERMARKET, LIVINGSTON

PARKING: AT THE RIGHT SIDE, BEHIND KINGS

HARE: G.I.

ON ON: ZAQURSKY, SPACE RESERVED

THE AIR WILL BE COLD, SO IS THE BEER

The Annual Hare of the Dog Hash

Run No: 1194

Date: Thursday, 1/1/2009 at 11 AM

Hare: Papoose on the Loose with Dr. DK

Where: Nomahegan Park, Cranford, NJ

Hillside Hoola Hash

Run: 1194
When: Saturday, December 27, 3 PM
Who: Orgasmitron
Where:  Parking lot of Shop Rite
367 Route 22, Hillside, NJ‎ 07205

http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3717926690

Shortest Day, Shortest Run, Shortest ...

Run No. 1193
What:    Summit Shortest Day Hash
When:    December 20, 2008 3:00 pm
Where:   Starting at Morris Knolls HS, 50 Knoll Dr Rockaway, NJ 07866
Hare:    Anal

This will be Summit's first foray into the wonderful world of competitive hashing. In the vast world of extreme sports, there exists a sub-culture at its heart best known as digestive athletics. The most famous, glorified and respected ...

www.beermile.com

4 laps, 4 beers. Bring your own beer if you don't want to drink what's there. Must be at least 12 oz. and 5% abv.

Miscast At Last

Run No. Full Moon 102 SH3 Run 1192
When: Monday 12/15/08 at 7:00 PM
Hare: Miscast
Where: Chester

Christmas Hash!

Run No. 1191
What:    Summit Christmas Hash
When:    December 13, 2008
Where:   Starting at 79 Chestnut Street, Morristown, NJ
Hares:    3 Sake Floor (aka The Librarian) and Whomp'em
On-On: Whomp'em's - 79 Chestnut St., Morristown, NJ

There are other hares that will give you a count down many days prior to the hash... but Whomp'em doesn't seem to be one of them.

Some additional info: Santa will make his annual appearance, and he needs elves... any Harriette interested in assisting Santa and sitting on his lap, please contact Papoose at jrbhasher@aol.com as he has a direct link to Santa (Will Sweet Pee perform Santa Bay-Bee this year for the first time in xx(?) years?).

Rat Habitat Hash

Run No. 1190
When: Saturday 12/6/08 at 3:00 PM
Hares: REW and the Unemployed Rat, Hash Extravganza
Where: Jungle Habitat Entrance right near Greenwood Lake Airport
Why: What do you mean Why?

Dogmeat's Turkey Hash

DATE: Sunday, November 30, 2008
TIME: 2:00 start <<note: 2:00, NOT 3:00>
WHERE: Valley Mall, Stirling, NJ <contains Pathmark, Starbucks, Panera, Home Goods, etc.>

Run No. 1188

Date: November 22nd, 2008

Time: 3PM

Hare: Breaststroke

Place: Non-descript parking area on east side of Shrewsbury Drive (at intersection with Laurel Ave.), Livingston, NJ

Run No. 1186

Date: November 15th, 2008

Time: 3PM

Hare: Maliboo aka Secaucless

Place: Loantaka Parking Lot on Loantaka Way
http://www.morrisparks.net/aspparks/loantakamain.asp

Hash 1185

Date: November 08, 2008

Time: 3PM

Hare: Dog E Style

Weather: Perfect for hashing

Place: Home Depot in Union

Address: 2445 Springfield Ave Vauxhall, NJ 07088

SFMHHH Run #101(SH3 Run 1184)
Hare: Loco Morrow
When: Monday Nov. 10 at 7pm
Where: Starting on the South side of Route 22 at the intersection of North Broad Street and Central Ave/Evans Terminal Rd., Hillside

The On-On In will feature some local Churrasqueira - barbecued ribs and chicken. Busy schedule, be there!

Halloween Hash

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Run #: 1183

When: Saturday, Nov 1, 3pm start (Darkness falls quickly - run fast)

Where: The darkest corners of your imagination

Location: Great Swamp Wilderness Area

Costumes: Yes - Prizes to best, worst, runners up at On-In location.

Hare: Massengil

WARNING - the area we are running through has a bleak history of unexplained mutilations and disappearances. And it is extremely easy to get lost in the swamp (it wants you to).

Don't stray from the pack - there is safety in numbers. Don't try to shortcut. Don't run alone. You have been warned.

Anal eyes this Hash 10/25/2008

Hash number 1182
Hare: Anal
Location: Mount Tabor
Time: 3:00pm
Oktoberfest Hash

Anal eyes this Hash 10/18/2008

Hash number 1181
Hare: Anal
Location: Taft Memorial Park (10 West Shore Drive Mountain Lakes NJ 07046)
Time: 3:00pm
Trails: I should be able to have a trail for everyone. Long, medium and walker friendly. Most of the trail will be off road. Poison Ivy, wet shoes, bear attacks, snake bites (lager and cider) are always an option.
Beer Check; yes

100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

100th Run of the Summit Full Moon Hash!

Date: Oct. 13 (Monday)
Summit HHH Run #1180

Time: 7:00 p.m.

Hare: Breastroke

Place:   K Mart Plaza
            Eagle Rock Ave and Prospect Av
            West Orange, NJ 07052

Hashing Summit Style - Part ll

When: Saturday, October 11, 3PM

Who: Call him what you like:, Son of Seoul, Supreme Overlord of Summit, S*** on a Shingle, or just plain 'ol SOS

What: Summit Classic Run.

Run: 1179

Seoul Brudda the Mudder Hash

RUN: 1178
HARE: Seoul Brudda
WHEN: Saturday, Oct 4, 3:00PM
WHERE: Silas Condict County Park (Kinnelon)
WHAT: Good old-fashioned Saturday run.  No pub crawl. No nude beach.
            No early AM start. No death march. No streets. No flashlights.
            No bimbo or singing prohibitions. No Budweiser!!!
            Chickens: trails only.  Eagles: trails plus bushwhacking.

Virgin Lay

Run No. 1178
Hare: Leif Blower

When: Saturday, 9/27/09 at 3:00 PM

Where: Maplewood Train Station, between Dunnell Rd. and Maplewood Ave. in Maplewood

Hashing Summit Style

What: ..... Run #1176
Where: Jefferson Township Middle School, 1000 Weldon Road, Oak Ridge, NJ, 07438
When: Sat Sept 20th, 3:00 PM
Who: Little Sacs and Rat Bastard
Why: What do you mean why? We don't know why, maybe because it is there!!!!!

Summit Full Moon Hash on Monday, September 15 @ 7:00

Run #99 Start: Summit Train Station

When: Monday, September 15 @ 7:00

Hare: GM, Seoul Brudda

Rahway Prison Blues Hash

Saturday, September 13

Hare: Little Big Balls

Annual Downtown Fiasco

Corner of William and Pine (Chase Manhattan Plaza) in Lower Manhattan

Monday September 8 at 7pm ● Hares: Massengil and Maliboo

Brooklyn Bridge at Night

A Joint Summit HHH and Rumson HHH Fun Run

Sandy Hook National Recreation Area - Saturday September 6 at 10:17am

Click here for details: Gunnison Beach Hash

Labor Day Hash

When: Monday, Sept 1, 2008 3 PM
Run #: 1172
Where: Southern Boulevard School
192 Southern Blvd, Chatham, NJ 07928
Hare: Ms Platypus

Thai One On Hash

Run No.: 1171
When: August 25 at 7 PM
Where: Whomp'Em's House, 79 Chestnut St. Morristown
Hares: Finger-In and Whomp'Em

Orgasmitron's Summer Lei!!

When: August 18, 7 PM
Where: Far Hill train Station
55 US Highway 202, Far Hills, NJ 07931 (eg. use google maps)

Run 1170

Year of Le Rat and YAAC's 5th Annual Waterski Hash

Summit Full Moon Hash Run Number: 98 (SH³ Run 1169)
Run Time 3:00, Sat Aug 16th
Where: The Rat/Cyst Palace/hole
Hares: Le Rat Bastard and YAAC
Address: 7 MacDonald Road, Hewitt NJ (07421). Run will be A to A
There will be a beer check and a keg of gooooooooooooddddd beer.

Sans Organes Génitales Hash Deux

Stkend2

Hare: No Genitals

Run #1168Start: End of Mill St. in Belleville Park, Belleville NJ (Franklin and Mill St. intersection)

Long Pants Hash

RUN NUMBER: 1167
DATE : AUGUST 4TH, 2008
TIME: 7:00 PM
HARE: G. I.
LOCATION: FAIRFIELD

LONG PANTS ARE RECOMMENDED BRING EXTRA PAIR OF SHOES, THERE WILL BE WATER CROSSINGS. BRING FLASHLIGHTS RUN BEGINS AT 7:13 SHARP DUE TO POSSIBLE LACK OF SUNLIGHT PRAY FOR NO RAIN

OUTSTATION RUN WEEKEND OF AUGUST 1 - 3

Hare: Ed "Suck'm Up" George

Run # 1166

Lower Granville, Vermont

Bling Hash

Hash: 1165

Star Date: July 28, 2008

Time: 7:00PM

Weather: red devilishly hot

Place: Ridge High School Varsity Field, (behind the Bernards Township Community Center - across the street from Lord Stirling Park, 289 South Maple Avenue, Basking Ridge, NJ)

Hare: Cumfy Hole - cell phone (732) 425-0835

Note from Hare: "I'll leave marks this time, I swear it."

Waning Gibbous Hash

Hash: 1164

Star Date: July 21, 2008

Time: 23:00 GMT or, 1900 hrs EDT or, 7:00PM

Weather: Perfect for hashing

Place: Armstrong Ennis & Byam Ltd, 384 Morris Ave, Springfield, NJ Mapquest: 384 Morris Ave 07081 Google: Beam me up

Hare: Dog E Style

Summit Full Moon H3 / Bimbos of Jersey H3 Joint Hash - Even if you don't have tits, visitors are welcome!! When : Next night of the full moon - Friday July 18; Hares away @ 7pm Where : New Brunswick NJ Train Station; meet-up at corner of Somerset & Wall St Hares : Rear End Wrangler & Great Sex Full Moon Run #97 (SH3 #1163)

Bastille Day Hash

Run No. 1162

WHEN: Monday, July 14, 2008 7PM

WHERE: Lumitron Global Strategic Command Center

HARE: Massengil

Storm the fortress of suburban malaise by running headlong into trouble. Jog your memory and cross busy thoroughfares of the imagination. Vigorous bug swatting and peeing in the woods is encouraged. Paté and wine to be served in honor of the founding of the French Republic.

CHICKEN DELIGHT TRAIL

Run No. 1161

WHEN: Monday, July 7, 2008 7PM

WHERE: Downtown Rahway, NJ

HARE: Clitty Litter

kEyhole’s 17^th Anniversary Hash Run

Run No. 1160

When: Monday June 30^th at 7pm

Where: Keyhole's 17^th Anniversary Summer Hash Location

Hare: keyhole

The Passaic River Classic

RUN: PASSAIC RIVER RUN NO: 1159 DATE: Monday, June 23, 7:00PM START: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ

Familiar territory, new twists. No swimming---unless you trip over the rocks. Eagle and Chicken trails, neither stroller friendly.

Summer Solstice Full Moon Hash

What: Run No. 96 (SH3 1158)
When: Saturday, 6/21/08 at 3:00 PM
Who: Hares are Anal and special guest DeciBelle; On On thrown by Twatever
Why: Summer Solstice happens just once a year. Come enjoy a beautiful afternoon chasing Anal through the cool woods then party with Twatever.

The Presidents Cup Race

For all you over-achieving bastards.

Run # 1157

When: Race starts 8pm.

Where: Downtown Milburn

Why: FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams

Camels 1st Fare-Thee-Well Run

Run: no. 1156

When: Monday 9th June 2008, 7pm

Where: Hacklebarney State Park

A note and a musical composition from the hare: This is it. Your last chance to enjoy the run that should have been from 4 years ago, were it not for those blasted deer hunters. This is billed as my first farewell, which means I'm pretty damn sure I will be back.

I have also commissioned a commemorative edition shirt to mark the occasion - I know it's hard to believe, but the shirts will be free, gratis, without charge, my gift to the greatest group of hashers in Summit.

There was no Fish'n Chips in Kearny ,
So it's off to Hacklebarney,
A stunning trail with water, shiggy and scree
Just you wait and see.

This is his last Summit hash, till next time
No more on-on's with cheese and wine,
But lot's of joy and beer and laughter
And fewer down downs ever after,

This is my little ditty,
A bit like my trails, some call a little shitty,
Times running fast, no time for races or bootie,
Better go and do a recce, in case you all get antsy

Casa de Twat Hash

Run No: 1155
Date: Monday, 6/2/08 at 7:00 PM
Hare: Twatever
Where: Casa de Twat, 5 St. John's Ave., Mt. Tabor, NJ

SOMERVILLE NJ MEMORIAL DAY HASH

Run No: 1154 When: Memorial Day, Monday, May 26, 2008, 12:00 pm.

Where: Parking lot behind 34 East Main Street, Somerville NJ 08876. The best bet for parking is the parking deck located at (next to) 75 Veterans Memorial Drive, Somerville NJ 08876. Leave extra time as many streets in the center of town will be closed.

Hare: Sick Dick

Trail: Short and clean, let’s get done in time to eat, drink and enjoy the festivities. There will be an eagle and a stroller friendly chicken trail.

Why: Enjoy a trail through scenic Somerville. When through return to my place for food and drink. I am located on the race course in the middle of all the action, between the start/finish line and the (very sharp) first turn. The children’s area which includes a petting zoo is less than one half of a block away.

On Memorial Day in Somerville there are parties through the entire town. Bands will be playing, bikes will be racing, beer will be flowing and Hashers will be Hashing.

Subterranean Homesick Blues Hash (Click here for expository highlights)

Wrangler caught laying trail.

Where: Millburn Train Station; Lackawanna Place (Northside Parking Lot)
When: Monday 19 May; 7pm
Hare: RearEnd Wrangler

Run 1153

Loco-Motion Hash

Hash Number: 1152
Hare: Loco Morrow
When: Monday May 12th at 7:00pm
Where: Laurel Hill Park
Why: Good Trail, Fine Table Cloths

Annual General Meeting (AGM) Hash

Anal Surprise Ride

Hash Number: 1151
Hare: Outgoing GM Anal
When: Saturday May 10rd at 3:00 PM
Where: An unnamed cul-de-sac (see directions below)
Why: Good Trail, Outing of Old Officers, Inning of New Officers, Awards Ceremony, kEyhole's Turd Brown Ale

When: Monday, August 14th, 7:00 PM Where: Union Train Station (opposite Kean University off Morris Ave.) Hare: Loco Morrow Run: 1024
Monday: July 24, 2006 @ 7ish PM. Place: DogE Palace. Address: 57 Michigan AVe, Summit NJ 0791 Hare: His Eminence, Dog E Style. Abetted by Dancin' Fool. Run: 1021


SFMH3 Run 66 (SH3 Run 985): 16JAN06. Hare: Massengil. Scotty's Steak House, 4.9 miles.
Run 984: 14JAN06. Hare: Twatever. Mt. Tabor. 4.8 miles.
Run 983: 07JAN06, Hare: Suck'em Up, Berkeley Heights. 8.5 miles.
Run 982: 01JAN06, Dog of the Hare Run - Cranford. Hare: Papoose and Dr. D.K. 4.5 miles.
Run 981: 22DEC25, Shortest Day, Shortest Run, Shortest ... Hare: Anal
Run 980: 17DEC05, Christmas Hash. Hares: Massengil and Womp'em, 5.0 miles
SFMH3 Run 65 (SH3 Run 979): 15DEC05, Hare: Seoul Brudda, Eagle Rock
Run 978: 10DEC05, Hare: G.I., East Hanover, 7.3 miles
Run 977: 03DEC05
Run 976: 27NOV05, Hare: Dogmeat. Turkey Hash - Millington. 7.5 miles
Run975: 19NOV05, Hare: Bleu, Jocky Hollow, 5.2 miles
SFMH3 Run 64 (SH3 Run 974): 14NOV05, Hare: Wrangler. Hoboken
Run 973: Saturday, November 12, 2005, Smoke'n Headlights, New Brunswick
Run 972: Saturday, November 05, 2005, Bubbles, Sky Line Drive
Run 971, Saturday, October 29, 2005, Massengil, Halloween Hash, Watchung Reservation, 6.3 miles
Run 970: Saturday, October 22, 2005, Alibi, Glen Rock High School, 6.9 miles
Summit Full Moon Hash #63 (SH3 Run 969): 17-Oct-05, Hare: Dog E. Style, Summit, NJ 5.7 miles
Run 968: 15-Oct-05, Hare: Orgasmitron, Union, NJ 4.0 miles
Run 967: 08-Oct-05, Rat R*ce, Rvmson H3
Run 966: 01-Oct-05, Hare: Alibi, Oakland, NJ 4.8 miles
Run 965: 24-Sep-05, Whomp'Em, Morristown, NJ 6.5 miles
Summit Full Moon Hash #62 (SH3 Run 964):17-Sep-05, R.E.Wrangler, Delaware River 11.2 miles (including floating)
Run 963: 12-Sep-05, Breast Stroke & Seoul Brudda, Downtown Fiasco, NYC
Run 962:10-Sep-05, Papoose and Elephant Dick, Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, NJ
Run 961: 06-Sep-05, Suck'em Up, Milford, NJ 5.2 miles
Run 960: 29-Aug-05, G.I., Livingston, NJ
Run 959: 22-Aug-05, Massengil, Berkeley Heights, NJ 5.4 miles
Summit Full Moon Hash #61 (SH3 Run 958): 20-Aug-05, Rat Bastard, Greenwood Lake
Run 957: 15-Aug-05, Cranford, NJ. Hare: Wet & Wild 4.2 miles
Run 956: 08-Aug-05, Short Hills, NJ. Hare: Dog E. Style 4.8 miles
Run No. 955: 06-Aug-05, Vermont Outstation Run, Lower Granville, VT. Hare: Suck'm Up
Run No. 954: 01-Aug-05, 5.9 miles, Perth Amboy, NJ. Hare: Euripides
Run No. 953: 25-Jul-05, 4.9 miles, PASSAIC RIVER WIPE-OUT, NJ. Hare: Seoul Brudda
Run No. 952: 18-Jul-05, 4.76 SCB miles, South Mountain Reservation, NJ. Hare: kEyHole
Run No. 951: 17-Jul-05, Missoula Outstation Run, Missoula, MT Hare: Clark Kent
Run No. 950: 15-Jul-05, Missoula Outstation Run Pub Crawl
Run No. 949: 11-Jul-05, Verona, NJ Hare: Breast Stroke.
Run No. 948: 04-Jul-05, Cranford Fire Cracker 4 Miler
Run No. 947: 27-Jun-05, 6.5 miles, Madison, NJ Hare: S.O.S.
SFMH3 Run No. 58 (SH3 Run No. 946): 25-Jun-05, Blairstown, NJ Hare: Twatever
Run No. 945: 20-Jun-05, President's Cup 5K Race, Milburn, NJ
Run No. 944: 18-Jun-05, 3.75 miles, Springfield, NJ Hare: Anti-Cock
Run No. 943: 13-Jun-05, 6.75 miles, Milburn, NJ Hare: Alibi
Run No. 942: 06-Jun-05, 5.25 miles, Union, NJ Hare: Wrangler
Run No. 941: 30-May-05, 5.27 miles, Clark, NJ Hares: CK & Anal
Run No. 940: 23-May-05. New Brunswick, NJ. Hare: Alibi
Run No. 939: 14-May-05, 8.6 miles, Sweetpee's AGM, Hares: Cereal Killer & Wrangler
Run No. 938: 07-May-05, 6.5 miles, Martinsville, NJ Hare: Massengil
Run No. 937: 30-Apr-05. Westfield, NJ. Hare: R.E. Wrangler
SFMH3 Run No.57 (SH3 Run 936): 25-Apr-05, 6.33 miles, Milburn, NJ. Hare: kEhOle
Run No. 934: 16-Apr-05, 6.7 miles, Chatham Township, NJ. Hare: Orgasmitron
Run No. 933: 09-Apr-05. NYH3 AGM, Westen, Ct.
Run No.932: 02-Apr-05, 4.9 miles, Suicide Tower, Hare: Miss C. Litter
SFMH3 Run No. 56 (SH3 Run 931): 28-Mar-05, 4.65 miles, North Plainfield, NJ. Hare: Seoul Brudda
Run No. 930: 26-Mar-05. Hare: Sweetpee
Run No.929: 19-Mar-05, 5.8 miles, New Providence, NJ, Hare: Smoken' Headlights
Run No. 928: 12-Mar-05, 6.3 miles, Short Hills, NJ.Hare: Euripedes
SFMH3 Run No. 55 (SH3 Run 927): 07-Mar-05, 5.47 miles, Berkeley Heights, NJ. Hare: Massengil
Run No. 926: 05-Mar-05, 6.9 miles, Chatham, NJ. Hare: Plattypussy
Run No. 925: 26-Feb-05, 6.60 miles, Parsippany, NJ. Hare: Anal
Run No. 924: 19-Feb-05, 3.49 miles, Parsippany, NJ. Hare: Anal
Run No. 923: 12-Feb-05, 6.58 miles, Parsippany, NJ. Hare: Anal
Run No. 922: 05-Feb-05, 9.08 miles, Parsippany, NJ. Hare: Anal
Run No. 921: 29-Jan-05, 3.6 miles, Troy Meadows Natural Area. Hare: G.I.
SFMH3 Run No. 54 (SH3 Run 920): 24-Jan-05, 5.47 miles, Milburn, NJ. Hare: kEy hOle
Run 918: 15-Jan-05, Chester Township, NJ, 5.2 miles. Hare: Miscast
Run 917: 08-Jan-05, Watchung Reservation, 5.6 miles, Hare: Massengil
Run 916: 01-Jan-05, Cranford, NJ, 5.10 miles, Hare: Papoose
Run 913: 11-Dec-04, Morristown, NJ, 5.98 miles, Hare: Ronan the Librarian
Run 912: 04-Dec-04, 5.64 miles, Hares: Alibi & Camel Bowels
Run 911: 28-Nov-04, 10.33 miles, Hare: Dogmeat
Run 909: 20-Nov-04, 8.71 miles, Hare: Alibi
Run 908: 13-Nov-04, 6.35 miles, Beau Bumble Memorial Hash - Hare: Breaststroke
Run 907: 06-Nov-04, 5.44 miles, Hare: Cereal Killer
Run No. 906: 30-OCT-04, 5.36 miles. Hare: Massengil
SFMH3 Run No. 51/SH3 Run 905: 25-OCT-04, 4.77 miles. Hares: DGIA & Platypussy
Run No. 904: 23-OCT-04, 3.36 miles. Hare: Whomp'em
Run No. 903: 16-OCT-04, 8.73 miles. Hares: Rat Bastard & R.E. Wrangler
Run No. 901: 04-OCT-04, 6.66 miles. Hare: Massengil
Run No. 896: 18-SEP-04, 4.54 miles. Hare: Alibi
Run No. 895: 13-SEP-04, 5.98 miles. Hares: Breast Stroke and Seoul Brudda
Run No. 890: 23-AUG-04, 5.16 miles. Hare: Anal

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