RECENT MISADVENTURES

 

 

New Year's Day HARE-of-the-dog Hangover Hash

What: Summit Hash #1414
When: Sunday, January 1st
Time: 11:00AM - ???
Where: Nomahegan Park, Cranford, NJ (Across the street from Union County
College)
Address: Springfield Ave, Cranford, NJ
Run #1411

What: Summit Hash #1411
Time: 3:00pm
Where: Parking Lot is on top of Skyline Drive in Ringwood, NJ
GPS: (+41° 2' 51.14", -74° 15' 4.90")

 

Christmas Party Hash!

 

 

Date: December 10, 2011
Time: 3:00pm  Trail will begin promptly at 3:00pm  There will be a chicken / eagle split and one beer check.
Where: Jannerone Park, Parsippany NJ
On On: Casa da Twat  (5 St. Johns Ave Mount Tabor NJ, 07878)
 

Press Your Luck Hash

Hash #1409
Who: Screams for Cock
When: Saturday, December 3rd, 3:00
Where: Parking lot of Mountainside Community Swimming Pool
1005 Mountain Avenue, Mountainside, NJ 07092
A note from the hare: 1 year ago I showed up to take my chances with some weird running group, not 
knowing what the hell I was getting into. I invite you to cum do the same on Saturday, Dec 3rd.... opportunities for mis-chance and mis-adventure include 
chicken/eagle splits; false trails, circle jerks, and poorly marked trail; ticks, thorns, and dangerous roads; and of course great and not-so-great beer at 
Beer Checks (2 planned), with some beer hidden as anniversary prizes along the way.

DOGMEAT'S 18th ANNUAL "DON'T BE A TURKEY" HASH

Run # 1409

Date: Sunday, November 27, 2011

New Time: 1:30PM

Where: Mountain Park, Bernards Township, NJ (rear parking lot near baseball fields)  - corner of Mountain Road and Martinsville Road

 

Run # 1407

Who: Twatever
Time: 3:00pm
What: Summit Hash #1407
Where: 60 Route 46 Mountain Lakes, NJ

 

On The Waterfront Hash

 

 

Summit Hash House Harriers Run # 1406

Saturday, November 12, 2011
Start Time: 3:00 p.m
Location: Hoboken

Hare: Loogy
 

Calling all Wankers

 

WHAT: Summit Full Moon 
WHEN: Thursday November 10, 2011 7pm 
WHERE: Between 42 Bartley Road Chester and 259 Bartley Road Chester (West Morris Central High School) is Andrew E. Hall & Son

           Plumbing on the right hand side of the Road.  PARK in the dirt parking lot across the street.

HARE: Miscast

 

RU Hash

 

 

RU next Summit hash ?  It's been two years since the first RU fiasco
Wear Red Wear Red Wear Red Wear Red
SH3 # 1404
2nd RU Fiasco - Sat 5 Nov
NOTE: Special start time due to ESPN game time - hares away @ 5:30 pm
Meet-up at The Corner Tavern - Somerset St and Easton Ave - New
Brunswick NJ - Get there earlier to pre-lube.
Halloween Swamp Romp Hash
Shiver with Fright!

For more information about the high density of paranormal activity in the Great Swamp Click Here

What: Run # 1403!!!

When:  Saturday Oct. 29, 3 PM

Where: The Great (Haunted) Swamp Wilderness Area

Blue Trail Head Parking Area, Long Hill Road, Harding Township

Nearest cross street is Pleasantville Road

Hare: Massengil

 

 

Boonton Rats Hash

Location:  Boonton Train Station off Main St in Boonton
On On: Blackthorn in Parsippany on 46
Hares: Anal and Just Dave R.

 

Purple Rain Hash

7/18 @ 7 pm
Start Location: Garrett Mountain Reservation. Park Rd in Woodland Park, NJ (formerly West Paterson)
Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441

 

July Full Moon Hash

What: Summit Full Moon #135
Where: 30 Normandy Drive Parsippany NJ 07054
Time: 4:00pm
Who: Burning Sensation

 

Prelube to the NEXT Full Moon Hash

When: Friday July 15, 2011
Time:  7pm
Where: 30 Normandy Drive Parsippany NJ 07054
Hare: Runner Girl

 

The Dark Passage Hash

Time: 7:00pm
Hares: Diddle my Shitty Name and Dancing Fool
Start at back beach park wanaque.

 

Pussy Galore Hash

Summit Hash number 1378  

Date:   June 27, 2011

Time:  7:00 Pm till ………….the beer runs out

Hare: Pussy "D"

 

The President's Cup

MONDAY JUNE 20, 2011 | 8:00 PM Starting Place: The race starts and finishes at Charlie Brown's Restaurant Parking Lot, Main and Essex Streets in Millburn (Restrooms available; no changing rooms). Registration in the parking lot after 6:30 PM.

SFMH3 :"Moon in June" Run

When: Wednesday, 7PM, June 15th
Hares: Just Dave and his various alias hash handles
Where: Central Park, aka Greystone (that's the Psychiatric wing for you Seoul Brudda)

 

 

Mounting Hope Hash

What: hash #1374
Where: Mount Hope Historical Park
When: 7:00pm Monday June 13, 2011
Hare: Twatever

House Warming Hash

 

When: Saturday, June 11 · 3:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Just Jennisse's House, Bergen County
348 Church Street, Lodi, NJ
Hare: Just Jennisse and Douche Brag


Chimney Rock Hash

When: June 6, 2011
Where: Chimney Rock Inn 800 North Thompson Avenue Bound Brook, NJ 08805
Time: 7:00pm
Hare: Runner Girl

 

Summit AGM Hash #1371 + Dinner with Awards

and Announcement of New Officers

June 3rd, AGM Run and Meeting Saturday, June 4 at 2:00pm
Location: Holiday Inn Hotel Somerset-Bridgewater

Hare: Great Sex

 

 

 

Tour De Somerville Hash

Where:103 North Middaugh Street, Somerville, NJ 08876.
When: Monday May 30, 2011Time:
Start time is noon.
 

Maliboo Mumbo Hash

What: Summit Hash #1369
Where: Morris Township - Sussex Avenue Pool Parking lot (Streeter Pool)
When: Monday May 23, 2011 at 7:00pm.
Hares:: Sox, Maliboo, Secaucless, Dave Cary, and Co-Hare Just Dave
 

SH3 FULL MOON Hash House Harrier Run

May 17th @ 7pm
Saddle Rd off Horse Hill Rd in Cedar Knolls
Hare: Lazy Ass

 

Dirty Dozen Hash

 

Back by popular demand, Comfy's Buck Moon trail!  For the Dirty (half) Dozen that experienced it the first time, you already know what to expect.  For all you bastards that let me set trail in the scorching July heat, while you relaxed your Independence Day Weekend Saturday away, here it is:

 

Return of Monday Night Madness Hashing

Time: Monday, May 9th at 7PM
Hare: Lazy Ass
Location: Grasshopper Too

 

The Stencho De Mayo Piñata is back by popular demand! Let's beat the living crap out of it. It will be engorged with hash patches, pins, candy ..... and tequila! 

Time: Saturday May 7th at 3PM
Hares: I-Feel Tower & DogE Style
Location: Grasshopper Too Bar at 26 Erie Avenue in Wayne NJ

The FIRST Summit Bash House Harrier Ride: Mountain Bike Hash!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Where: Brundage Park in Randolph (Bungalow Lane & Carrell Rd)
When: 3:00pm Sunday
Bring: Bike & HELMET
Expect: Roads/paved trails, gravel, wood chips, grass, hills, BEER!

 

Muddy Marathon Hash

 

When: April 30, 2011
Hare: Anal/Twat
What: Muddy Marathon (Full, Half, Quarter, Relay, or Fun Run)
Where: Craigmeur Recreation Complex (old ski resort)
 

Atlantic High-Jinks Hash

 

The BIG 40 Hash?
4/23 3pm
Location: Henry Hudson Regional High School
Address: 1 Grand Tour, Highlands NJ
Hare: Runner Girl
On-After location: Casa Whomp'em

 

20 Shiggylicious Years of Hashing!

 

Hash #1361
No Genitals' Shiggylicious 20th Anniversary Hash
Help No Genitals Celebrate 20 yrs of Hashing!
Saturday, April 16, 2011

 

Get your Rocks off Hash

 

What: Summit Hash #1360
When: April 9, 2011
Hares: Pole Didddly  732-310-0559
and Just Christine (Virgin Lay!)     973-951-4443
Where: Boonton Township

 

Prodigy's 4th 39th Birthday Hash!

 

 

Summit Hash #1359

When: April 2, 2011
Time: 3:00 pm.
What: Summit Hash #1359 Fourth anniversary of Prodigy's 39th birthday.
Where: Milford, NJ 08848

 

Toxic Avenger Hash

Hare: Pussy "D"

Where: 83 Post Blvd., Carteret, NJ

When: Saturday, March 26 at 3pm

 

Sweet Virgin Lay Hash

Summit Hash #1357 Summit Full Moon #131

Where: Echo Lake Park

When: Saturday, March 19 at 6pm

Hare: Screams
 

Joint Rumson - Summit Hash

Where: Deserted Village in the Watchung Reservation
GPS address: cataract hollow road, Berkeley Heights,  NJ
When: Saturday March 12, 2011
Time: 11:17am (special start time)
Dogs? Hell yeah... no roads, I'll be all trail or shiggy.
Hares: GI, Dog E. Style, and Mr Jackson
 

Mardi Gras Hash!

 

 

 

 

When: Saturday March 5, 2011
Time: 3:00 pm
Where: 123 Farley Avenue, Fanwood, NJ
Hare: Just Dave  908-304-5946 if lost
Hurricanes and Beads will be provided although you will have to earn your beads (see above for a hint)

 

What:  Hash #1354
When: February 26
Time: 3:00 PM
Why: For those not attending Ian's B'day Hash in Yonkers, NY and wanting an official Summit Hash closer to home
Who:  Hares: Just Dave L. & No Genitals

Where:  Gunnell Oval on Schuyler Ave in Kearny NJ


 

 

 

 

What: Portnoy's Complaint Hash

When: Feb. 19, 3 pm
Hare: Orgasmitron
Where: US Highway 22, Hillside

 

Summit Full Moon (SFMH3) and Bimbos of Jersey (BJH3) unite
Friday 18 February @ 7pm
Where: RearEnd Wrangler's Northern Cabin located in Scotch Plains,NJ

 

VD Hash

 

Date: Saturday 2/12
Time: 3:01 pm
Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441
Location: Parking lot for small park in Branchburg, NJ
Address: Directly across from 1007 Easton Turnpike in Branchburg, NJ

When: Saturday, February 5

Where: Lewis Morris Park, Morristown

Hares: Anal and Twatever

 

Saturday Interhash in Eatontown.

Hartshorne/Huber Woods Area - Buttermilk Valley Entrance GPS 302 Navesink Ave.

Atlantic Highlands at 3pm

 

Foxes and Mall Rats Hash

 

 

When: 1/22   

EARLY START  2:30pm!!!

7 Iris Rd, Summit NJ 07901

Hares: Puss-In-Boobs and Just Scott

 

Full Moon Hash

Hares: Platy and G.I.

1/17/11 Madison

 

Electric Winter Blue's Hash

 
Hare: Beaver Muncher
Part 1: 0.2 mi, street, 2.3+ mi, in the woods. I suggest you wear boots. Throw your sneakers in my Van for Part Deux. I might need snow shoes after Wed to set this trail. Not stoller friendly. Tough Dawgs only.

 

Post Holiday Blues Hash
 


Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441
Time: 3pm
Location: Sampson G. Smith School
 

THE SUMMIT HASH HOUSE HARRIERS NEW YEARS DAY HASH

 

 

What: hash #1343 New Years Day Hash
Where: Nomahegan Park, Cranford
When:11:00am (Same as it ever was)
On-on Frenchy's Roselle Park
Hare CK with Wrangler as a possible stunt double

 

Xmas Hash Run #1342

Date: December 25

Hare: Loogie

 

Shortest Day, Shortest Trail, Shortest ...

Date: December 20, 2010 Summit FMHHH #128
Start time: 7:00 Hare: Anal
Address:
Morris Knolls HS, 50 Knoll Dr., Rockaway, NJ 07866

 

Run: #1340
Date: Sat. Dec 18, 3:00pm
Hare: Seoul Brudda
Location: Zagurskys bar & Grill, 43 Mt Pleasant Ave, Whippany, NJ

 

What: The Morristown Virgin lay Hash
Where: Scherzer Way
Burnham Park, Morristown, NJ 07960
When: 3pm, December 11

 


 

Hare: Chunder
On-After:  Morristown - Location TBD

 

Run #1338 and Christmas Party

 

Santa (aka Comfy)  takes a moment at the SH3 Christmas Party

 

Run Start: 3:00pm
Where: Muriel Hepner Park Denville, NJ

Par-tee: Casa de Twat
 

DOGMEAT'S 17th ANNUAL "DON'T BE A TURKEY" HASH and SH3's 30th ANNIVERSARY!

 

 

DATE: Sunday, November 28, 2010  Run #1337

 

TIME: 2:00 start
WHERE: Turkey Brook Park, 30 Flanders Road, Budd Lake, NJ (directions below)
ON IN: The Corner Pub, Flanders
A PAIR OF HARES: Dogmeat and Secaucless

 

TOXIC FULL MOON HASH

 

 

When: Monday, 11/22 at 7pm

Where: 1090 Bristol road, Mountainside, NJ

Hare: Hazmat

 

Twatever Hash

 

When: Saturday, 11/20 at 3pm

Where: 5 St. Johns Ave., Mount Tabor, NJ

Hare: Twatever

 

South Mountain Hash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Run # 1334
Date: November 13, 2010
Time: 3:00 p.m.
Hare: Loogey
Start: Tulip Springs parking lot, South Mountain Reservation

 

Survivor Hash

Date: 11/6
Time: 3:00
Location: 290 Cedar Ave. Somerset NJ
Hare: Runner Girl

 

Summit HHHalloween Hash

Run # 1332

When: Saturday October 30th at 3pm

Where: Lumitron Global Strategic Command Center

MapQuest, SAT/NAV: 35 Russo Place, Berkeley Heights, NJ

Hare: Massengil

 

Summit FM hash #126 (also 1331)
Date: October 25, 2010
Time: 7PM
Weather: Perfect for hashing
Moon: Yes, but not totally full, close enough for the hash
Hare: Dog E Style and mystery co-hare.

 

What: Hash #1330
When: 3:00PM Start Time
Where: Hilton Hotel in Iselin
Who: Cereal Kille

 

Run #1329

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Hare: LumberJack*ff

 

Joint Hash with the Columbia University New - Traditional HHH

Join your visiting hares IAC and virgin hare Dick for what is sure to be a most excellent shiggy trail through the woods of northeast Morris County. Leave your fake tans and spiked hair at home for this one because you're going to get a little dirty.

Start Location: 1491 Route 23 Wayne, NJ 

 

Dr. O's Out and In Hash

Where: India Brook Park , Mendham.
When: 3pm, October 2
Hare: Dr. Orgasmitron, pHHHd
Location: The parking area between 276 and 278 Mountainside Road, Mendham

 

Rat's Water Ski Hash

Hare: Le Rat Bastard

Greenwood Lake

Saturday, September 25

Harvest FULL MOON Hash

A taste of Oktoberfest the night of the Harvest Moon.
Hash Start: Union County VoTech College,1776 Raritan Rd Scotch Plains, NJ 07076
Start Time: 7:00 on THURSDAY September 23, 2010

Hare: Anal

 

Sassy Lassie Mexican Independence Hash

Saturday, September 18 #1320

Who: Sassy Lassie
When: 3:00pm
Where: South Orange

 

Annual Downtown Fiasco

Hares: Massengil, Maliboo, and Camile

Chasse Manhattan Plaza

Weather Report: Stormy for the hares, smooth sailing for the pack

 

Clothing Optional Papoose Memorial Hash

a/k/a the Annual Joint Summit HHH and Rumson HHH Run
Summit Run No. 1320
Hares:  Elephant Dick! & Whomp'em
When:  Saturday, September 11th at 10:17am Standard (Rumson) Hash Time
Where:  Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, National Recreation Area, NJ

 

Hurricane Hash

When : Sunday September 5th; 3:00 PM

Hares :     RearEnd Wrangler & Great Sex

Start :  Borough of Roosevelt Elementary School  2 School Lane, Roosevelt NJ

 

Short and Sweet Hash

Monday August 30 #1320

Who: Bushdiver
When: 7:00pm
Where: 20 Greensview Drive
Scotch Plains, NJ

 

Cinematic Hash SFMHHH # 128 (SH3 # 1319)

When: Saturday, August 28 - 3pm till whenever

Where: 44 Forest Road, New Providence, NJ

Hare: Massengil

 

Schooleys Mountain Hash

Run #: 1318

Where: Schooleys Mountain County Park

When: Monday, Aug 23 at 7pm

Hare: Twatever

 

Vermont Outstation Fat Boy Run

Hash #1317

Short Hill Ski Club, Lower Granville

Hare: TBA

 

Vermont Outstation Run

Hash #1316

Short Hill Ski Club, Lower Granville

Hare: Anal

 

Lazy Ass Hash Bash Dash

Hash:#1315
Time:7:00pm
Hare: Lazy Ass
Location: Sussex Ave & Inamere Rd, Morristown (Streeter Swim Pool?)
Monday August 9, 2010
Time: 7:00pm
Where: Somerville

Hare: Runner Girl

 

Monday August 2, 2010
Time: 7:00pm
Where: Morristown Southgate Parkway

Hare: Secaucaless aka Maliboo aka Sox aka Just Dave
 

Hash a-la Castor

Monday July 26, 7 PM.
Where: 23 Fernwood Rd. Rockaway
Hare: Beaver Muncher

Separated at Birth Birthday Hash

Run Number: 1308
Hares: No Genitals & Ronan the Librarian (aka Finger-In)
Date: MONDAY July 19th, 7:00 pm
Start Location: Wharton (Wart-On), N.J.

Watchung Reservation Virgin Hare Hash

 

Hash #1307

Monday, July 12 at 7:00pm.
Where: 2651 Deer Path, Scotch Plains, NJ 07076

 

Return to the Rathskeller Hash

 

Run: #1306
Date: Monday, July 5th, 3:00PM (NOTE SPECIAL HOLIDAY START TIME)
Hare: Clitty Litter

 

The Passaic River Classic

 

Passaic River Yacht Club

 

Run:  Annual Passaic River Run (and Joint June FM Run)
No: #1305
Date: Monday, June 28th, 7:00PM
Hare: Seoul Brudda

 

Presidents Cup R*ce

Run Number 1304

When: Monday, June 21 at 8pm

Where: Charlie Brown's Restaurant, Downtown Millburn

Why a Frigg'n Race?!?! FREE BEER

 

Run Number 1303

Hare: Cereal Killer

When: Monday, June 14 at 7pm

Where: Inman Grove Shopping Center, Edison

Directions: Mapquest/Google Maps: 1096 Inman Ave., Edison

 

Run Number 1302

Hare: Miscast 973-768-8254
Date: MONDAY June 7th, 7:00 pm
Start Location: Hedden Park - Randolph
Address: 50 Concord Road, Randolph NJ is close

 

THE FICKLE FINGER of FATE Points to Pompton Lakes this Saturday

 

Saturday Trail: SH3 AGM 2010

Hare: Finger-In 973-309-6893

Date: SATURDAY June 5th, 2:00 pm
Start Location: HASH HOTEL -- Holiday-Inn Express Parking lot
Address: 303 Union Ave, Haskell, NJ. 07420