RECENT MISADVENTURES
New Year's Day HARE-of-the-dog Hangover Hash
What: Summit Hash #1414 When: Sunday, January 1st Time: 11:00AM - ??? Where: Nomahegan Park, Cranford, NJ (Across the street from Union County College) Address: Springfield Ave, Cranford, NJ
Run #1411
What: Summit Hash #1411
Time: 3:00pm
Where: Parking Lot is on top of Skyline Drive in Ringwood, NJ
GPS: (+41° 2' 51.14", -74° 15' 4.90")
Christmas Party Hash!
Date: December 10, 2011
Time: 3:00pm Trail will begin promptly at 3:00pm There will be a
chicken / eagle split and one beer check.
Where: Jannerone Park, Parsippany NJ
On On: Casa da Twat (5 St. Johns Ave Mount Tabor NJ, 07878)
Press Your Luck Hash
Hash #1409 Who: Screams for Cock When: Saturday, December 3rd, 3:00 Where: Parking lot of Mountainside Community Swimming Pool 1005 Mountain Avenue, Mountainside, NJ 07092
A note from the hare: 1 year ago I showed up to take my chances with some weird running group, not knowing what the hell I was getting into. I invite you to cum do the same on Saturday, Dec 3rd.... opportunities for mis-chance and mis-adventure include chicken/eagle splits; false trails, circle jerks, and poorly marked trail; ticks, thorns, and dangerous roads; and of course great and not-so-great beer at Beer Checks (2 planned), with some beer hidden as anniversary prizes along the way.
DOGMEAT'S 18th ANNUAL "DON'T BE A TURKEY" HASH
Run # 1409
Date: Sunday, November 27, 2011
New Time: 1:30PM
Where: Mountain Park, Bernards Township, NJ (rear parking lot near baseball fields) - corner of Mountain Road and Martinsville Road
Run # 1407
Who: Twatever
Time: 3:00pm
What: Summit Hash #1407
Where: 60 Route 46 Mountain Lakes, NJ
On The Waterfront Hash
Summit Hash House Harriers Run # 1406
Saturday, November
12, 2011
Start Time: 3:00 p.m
Location: Hoboken
Hare: Loogy
Calling all Wankers
WHAT:
Summit Full Moon
WHEN: Thursday
November 10, 2011 7pm
WHERE: Between 42 Bartley Road Chester and 259 Bartley Road
Chester (West Morris Central High School) is Andrew E. Hall & Son
Plumbing on the right hand side of the Road. PARK in the dirt parking lot across the street.
HARE: Miscast
RU Hash
RU next Summit hash ? It's been two years since the first RU fiasco
Wear Red Wear Red Wear Red Wear Red
SH3 # 1404
2nd RU Fiasco - Sat 5 Nov
NOTE: Special start time due to ESPN game time - hares away @ 5:30 pm
Meet-up at The Corner Tavern - Somerset St and Easton Ave - New
Brunswick NJ - Get there earlier to pre-lube.
Halloween Swamp Romp Hash
Shiver with Fright!
For more information about the high density of paranormal activity in the Great Swamp Click Here
What: Run # 1403!!!
When: Saturday Oct. 29, 3 PM
Where: The Great (Haunted) Swamp Wilderness Area
Blue Trail Head Parking Area, Long Hill Road, Harding Township
Nearest cross street is Pleasantville Road
Hare: Massengil
Boonton Rats Hash
Location: Boonton Train Station off Main St in Boonton
On On: Blackthorn in Parsippany on 46
Hares: Anal and Just Dave R.
Purple Rain Hash
7/18 @ 7 pm
Start Location: Garrett Mountain Reservation. Park Rd in Woodland Park,
NJ (formerly West Paterson)
Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441
July Full Moon Hash
What: Summit Full Moon #135
Where: 30 Normandy Drive Parsippany NJ 07054
Time: 4:00pm
Who: Burning Sensation
Prelube to the NEXT Full Moon Hash
When: Friday July 15, 2011
Time: 7pm
Where: 30 Normandy Drive Parsippany NJ 07054
Hare: Runner Girl
The Dark Passage Hash
Time: 7:00pm
Hares: Diddle my Shitty Name and Dancing Fool
Start at back beach park wanaque.
Pussy Galore Hash
Summit Hash number 1378
Date: June 27, 2011
Time: 7:00 Pm till ………….the beer runs out
Hare: Pussy "D"
The President's Cup
MONDAY JUNE 20, 2011 | 8:00 PM Starting Place: The race starts and finishes at Charlie Brown's Restaurant Parking Lot, Main and Essex Streets in Millburn (Restrooms available; no changing rooms). Registration in the parking lot after 6:30 PM.
SFMH3 :"Moon in June" Run
Hares: Just Dave and his various alias hash handles
Where: Central Park, aka Greystone (that's the Psychiatric wing for you Seoul Brudda)
Mounting Hope Hash
What: hash #1374 Where: Mount Hope Historical Park When: 7:00pm Monday June 13, 2011 Hare: Twatever
House Warming Hash
When: Saturday, June 11 · 3:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Just Jennisse's House, Bergen County
348 Church Street, Lodi, NJ
Hare: Just Jennisse and Douche Brag
Chimney Rock Hash
When: June 6, 2011 Where: Chimney Rock Inn 800 North Thompson Avenue Bound Brook, NJ 08805 Time: 7:00pm Hare: Runner Girl
Summit AGM Hash #1371 + Dinner with Awards
and Announcement of New Officers
June 3rd, AGM Run and Meeting Saturday, June 4 at 2:00pm
Location: Holiday Inn Hotel Somerset-Bridgewater
Hare: Great Sex
Tour De Somerville Hash
Where:103 North Middaugh Street, Somerville, NJ 08876.
When: Monday May 30, 2011Time:
Start time is noon.
Maliboo Mumbo Hash
What: Summit Hash #1369
Where: Morris Township - Sussex Avenue Pool Parking lot
(Streeter Pool)
When: Monday May 23, 2011 at 7:00pm.
Hares:: Sox, Maliboo, Secaucless, Dave Cary, and Co-Hare Just
Dave
SH3 FULL MOON Hash House Harrier Run
May 17th @ 7pm
Saddle Rd off Horse Hill Rd in Cedar Knolls
Hare: Lazy Ass
Dirty Dozen Hash
Return of Monday Night Madness Hashing
Time: Monday, May 9th at 7PM
Hare: Lazy Ass
Location: Grasshopper Too
The Stencho De Mayo Piñata is back by popular demand! Let's beat the living crap out of it. It will be engorged with hash patches, pins, candy ..... and tequila!
Time: Saturday May 7th at 3PM
Hares: I-Feel Tower & DogE Style
Location: Grasshopper Too Bar at 26 Erie Avenue in Wayne NJ
The FIRST Summit Bash House Harrier Ride: Mountain Bike Hash!!!
Where: Brundage Park in Randolph (Bungalow Lane & Carrell Rd)
When: 3:00pm Sunday
Bring: Bike & HELMET
Expect: Roads/paved trails, gravel, wood chips, grass, hills,
BEER!
Muddy Marathon Hash
When: April 30, 2011
Hare: Anal/Twat
What: Muddy Marathon (Full, Half, Quarter, Relay, or Fun Run)
Where: Craigmeur Recreation Complex (old ski resort)
Atlantic High-Jinks Hash
4/23 3pm
Location: Henry Hudson Regional High School
Address: 1 Grand Tour, Highlands NJ
Hare: Runner Girl
On-After location: Casa Whomp'em
20 Shiggylicious Years of Hashing!
Hash #1361
No Genitals' Shiggylicious 20th Anniversary Hash
Help No Genitals Celebrate 20 yrs of Hashing!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Get your Rocks off Hash
Prodigy's 4th 39th Birthday Hash!
Time: 3:00 pm.
What: Summit Hash #1359 Fourth anniversary of Prodigy's 39th birthday.
Where: Milford, NJ 08848
Toxic Avenger Hash
Hare: Pussy "D"
Where: 83 Post Blvd., Carteret, NJ
When: Saturday, March 26 at 3pm
Sweet Virgin Lay Hash
Summit Hash #1357 Summit Full Moon #131
Where: Echo Lake Park
When: Saturday, March 19 at 6pm
Hare: Screams
Joint Rumson - Summit Hash
Where: Deserted Village in the Watchung Reservation
GPS address: cataract hollow road, Berkeley Heights, NJ
When: Saturday March 12, 2011
Time: 11:17am (special start time)
Dogs? Hell yeah... no roads, I'll be all trail or shiggy.
Hares: GI, Dog E. Style, and Mr Jackson
Mardi Gras Hash!
When: Saturday March 5, 2011
Time: 3:00 pm
Where: 123 Farley Avenue, Fanwood, NJ
Hare: Just Dave 908-304-5946 if lost
Hurricanes and Beads will be provided although you will have to earn
your beads (see above for a hint)
What: Hash #1354
When: February 26
Time: 3:00 PM
Why: For those not attending Ian's B'day Hash in Yonkers, NY and wanting an
official Summit Hash closer to home
Who: Hares: Just Dave L. & No Genitals
Where: Gunnell Oval on Schuyler Ave in
Kearny NJ
What: Portnoy's Complaint Hash
Summit Full Moon (SFMH3) and Bimbos of Jersey (BJH3) unite
Friday 18 February @ 7pm
Where: RearEnd Wrangler's Northern Cabin located in Scotch Plains,NJ
VD Hash
Date: Saturday 2/12 Time: 3:01 pm Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441 Location: Parking lot for small park in Branchburg, NJ Address: Directly across from 1007 Easton Turnpike in Branchburg, NJ
When: Saturday, February 5
Where: Lewis Morris Park, Morristown
Hares: Anal and Twatever
Saturday Interhash in Eatontown.
Hartshorne/Huber Woods Area - Buttermilk Valley Entrance GPS 302 Navesink Ave.
Atlantic Highlands at 3pm
Foxes and Mall Rats Hash
When: 1/22
EARLY START 2:30pm!!!
7 Iris Rd, Summit NJ 07901
Hares: Puss-In-Boobs and Just Scott
Full Moon Hash
Hares: Platy and G.I.
1/17/11 Madison
Electric Winter Blue's Hash
Post Holiday Blues Hash
Hare: Runner Girl 609-969-2441
Time: 3pm
Location: Sampson G. Smith School
THE SUMMIT HASH HOUSE HARRIERS NEW YEARS DAY HASH
What: hash #1343 New Years Day Hash
Where: Nomahegan Park, Cranford
When:11:00am (Same as it ever was)
On-on Frenchy's Roselle Park
Hare CK with Wrangler as a possible stunt double
Xmas Hash Run #1342
Date: December 25
Hare: Loogie
Shortest Day, Shortest Trail, Shortest ...
Date: December 20, 2010 Summit FMHHH #128
Start time: 7:00 Hare: Anal
Address: Morris Knolls HS,
50 Knoll Dr., Rockaway, NJ 07866
Run: #1340
Date: Sat. Dec 18, 3:00pm
Hare: Seoul Brudda
Location: Zagurskys bar & Grill, 43 Mt Pleasant Ave, Whippany, NJ
What: The Morristown Virgin lay Hash
Where: Scherzer Way
Burnham Park, Morristown, NJ 07960
When: 3pm, December 11
Hare: Chunder
On-After: Morristown - Location TBD
Run #1338 and Christmas Party
Santa (aka Comfy) takes a moment at the SH3 Christmas Party
Run Start: 3:00pm
Where: Muriel Hepner Park Denville, NJ
Par-tee: Casa de Twat
DOGMEAT'S 17th ANNUAL "DON'T BE A TURKEY" HASH and SH3's 30th ANNIVERSARY!
DATE: Sunday, November 28, 2010 Run #1337
TOXIC FULL MOON HASH
When: Monday, 11/22 at 7pm
Where: 1090 Bristol road, Mountainside, NJ
Hare: Hazmat
Twatever Hash
When: Saturday, 11/20 at 3pm
Where: 5 St. Johns Ave., Mount Tabor, NJ
Hare: Twatever
South Mountain Hash
Hash Run # 1334
Date: November 13, 2010
Time: 3:00 p.m.
Hare: Loogey
Start: Tulip Springs parking lot, South Mountain Reservation
Survivor Hash
Date: 11/6
Time: 3:00
Location: 290 Cedar Ave. Somerset NJ
Hare: Runner Girl
Summit HHHalloween Hash
Run # 1332
When: Saturday October 30th at 3pm
Where: Lumitron Global Strategic Command Center
MapQuest, SAT/NAV: 35 Russo Place, Berkeley Heights, NJ
Hare: Massengil
Summit FM hash #126 (also 1331)
Date: October 25, 2010
Time: 7PM
Weather: Perfect for
hashing
Moon: Yes, but not totally
full, close enough for the hash
Hare: Dog E Style
and mystery co-hare.
What: Hash #1330
When: 3:00PM Start Time
Where: Hilton Hotel in Iselin
Who: Cereal Kille
Run #1329
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Hare: LumberJack*ff
Joint Hash with the Columbia University New - Traditional HHH
Join your visiting hares IAC and virgin hare Dick for what is sure to be a most excellent shiggy trail through the woods of northeast Morris County. Leave your fake tans and spiked hair at home for this one because you're going to get a little dirty.
Start Location: 1491 Route 23 Wayne, NJ
Dr. O's Out and In Hash
Where: India Brook Park , Mendham.
When: 3pm, October 2
Hare: Dr. Orgasmitron, pHHHd
Location:
The parking area between 276 and 278 Mountainside Road, Mendham
Rat's Water Ski Hash
Hare: Le Rat Bastard
Greenwood Lake
Saturday, September 25
Harvest FULL MOON Hash
Hash Start: Union County VoTech College,1776 Raritan Rd Scotch Plains, NJ 07076
Start Time: 7:00 on THURSDAY September 23, 2010
Hare: Anal
Sassy Lassie Mexican Independence Hash
Saturday, September 18 #1320
Who: Sassy Lassie
When: 3:00pm
Where: South Orange
Annual Downtown Fiasco
Hares: Massengil, Maliboo, and Camile
Chasse Manhattan Plaza
Weather Report: Stormy for the hares, smooth sailing for the pack
Clothing Optional Papoose Memorial Hash
a/k/a the Annual Joint Summit HHH and Rumson
HHH Run
Summit Run No. 1320
Hares: Elephant Dick! & Whomp'em
When: Saturday, September 11th at 10:17am Standard (Rumson) Hash
Time
Where: Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, National Recreation Area, NJ
Hurricane Hash
When : Sunday September 5th; 3:00 PM
Hares : RearEnd Wrangler & Great Sex
Start : Borough of Roosevelt Elementary School 2 School Lane, Roosevelt NJ
Short and Sweet Hash
Monday August 30 #1320
Who: Bushdiver
When: 7:00pm
Where: 20 Greensview Drive
Scotch Plains, NJ
Cinematic Hash SFMHHH # 128 (SH3 # 1319)
When: Saturday, August 28 - 3pm till whenever
Where: 44 Forest Road, New Providence, NJ
Hare: Massengil
Schooleys Mountain Hash
Run #: 1318
Where: Schooleys Mountain County Park
When: Monday, Aug 23 at 7pm
Hare: Twatever
Vermont Outstation Fat Boy Run
Hash #1317
Short Hill Ski Club, Lower Granville
Hare: TBA
Vermont Outstation Run
Hash #1316
Short Hill Ski Club, Lower Granville
Hare: Anal
Lazy Ass Hash Bash Dash
Hash:#1315 Time:7:00pm Hare: Lazy Ass Location: Sussex Ave & Inamere Rd, Morristown (Streeter Swim Pool?)
Monday August 9, 2010
Time: 7:00pm
Where: Somerville
Hare: Runner Girl
Monday August 2, 2010
Time: 7:00pm
Where: Morristown Southgate Parkway
Hare: Secaucaless aka Maliboo aka Sox aka Just Dave
Hash a-la Castor
Monday July 26, 7 PM. Where: 23 Fernwood Rd. Rockaway Hare: Beaver Muncher
Separated at Birth Birthday Hash
Run Number: 1308
Hares: No Genitals & Ronan the Librarian (aka Finger-In)
Date: MONDAY July 19th, 7:00 pm
Start Location: Wharton (Wart-On), N.J.
Watchung Reservation Virgin Hare Hash
Hash #1307
Monday, July 12 at 7:00pm.
Where: 2651 Deer Path, Scotch Plains, NJ 07076
Return to the Rathskeller Hash
Run: #1306
Date:
Monday, July 5th, 3:00PM (NOTE SPECIAL HOLIDAY START TIME)
Hare: Clitty Litter
The Passaic River Classic
Run: Annual Passaic River Run (and Joint June FM Run)
No: #1305
Date: Monday, June 28th, 7:00PM
Hare: Seoul Brudda
Presidents Cup R*ce
Run Number 1304
When: Monday, June 21 at 8pm
Where: Charlie Brown's Restaurant, Downtown Millburn
Why a Frigg'n Race?!?! FREE BEER
Run Number 1303
Hare: Cereal Killer
When: Monday, June 14 at 7pm
Where: Inman Grove Shopping Center, Edison
Directions: Mapquest/Google Maps: 1096 Inman Ave., Edison
Run Number 1302
Hare: Miscast 973-768-8254
Date: MONDAY June 7th, 7:00 pm
Start Location: Hedden Park - Randolph
Address: 50 Concord Road, Randolph NJ is close
THE FICKLE FINGER of FATE Points to Pompton Lakes this Saturday
Saturday Trail: SH3 AGM 2010
Hare: Finger-In 973-309-6893
Date:
SATURDAY June 5th, 2:00 pm
Start Location:
HASH HOTEL -- Holiday-Inn Express Parking lot
Address: 303
Union Ave, Haskell, NJ. 07420