POTW

The Year of the Rat Hath Ended. Long Live the Year of the Finger! Saturday, May 6th, 2009

Chunder Road: PF gives it up at mile 1 of Anal's Beer Mile Hash, December 20, 2008.

Downtown Fiasco September 8, 2008, Chase Manhattan Plaza. Hares Malibu and Massengil

1) Who came in 4th overall, and 1st in his age group, in the cross-country marathon pictured above?

2) Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
3) What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
4) What did one potato chip say to the other?

Alibi and Massengil negotiating fresh provisions for the On-In. Run #851, Allamuchy Mountain State Park, January 17th, 2004

1) These sexy Harriettes can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving.

What is it?

3) Sweet Pee says to Twatever, "I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for Twatever to accept?

What can be driven, but has no wheels.
And can be sliced, and still remain whole?

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) Professor Orgasmitron asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation Dr. "O" made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.

I would say inauspicious. And I say you get a down-down for trying to show off your superior vocabulary

2) What word doesn't belong in this group?
what, fat, hat, that, cat, sat, pat, chat

3) Papoose's diaper and running shoes got soaking wet while he sat half-naked alone in a car. Beer, Bloody Marys, or any other drinks were not in the car. All the windows were up and the doors locked. How did this happen?

From Left to Right: Boob Dole (also know as "Pineapples"), Helen Wheels, Bummer Hummer, Mini Mellons, TouchmeAllover, WanaVagina, Ima Douschebag, Alotta Fagina and Just Debbie.

1) After a hash, Helen Wheels, TouchmeAlover, and Just Debbie are drinking beer. Bummer Hummer, Mini Mellons, WanaVagina are peeing beer. Using logic, is "Pineapples" peeing beer or drinking beer?

1) What is significant about the date the three Rutgers graduate students hiked into the Great Swamp?

April 27, 1980 - the date of the first Summit Hash.

2) If you were lost in the Great Swamp, could you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

All Hallow's Eve, All Saint's Day, All Souls Day (The DAY OF THE DEAD! - which would happen to be the day of the 2002 Summit Halloween Hash)

3) What is the origin of Red Dress runs?

San Diego, ca. 1989

" ... it was founded in San Diego by a group of hashers who, after traveling to Los Angeles for a run, were kicked out of a bar and wound up in someone's hot tub. One of the guys brought along a young woman wearing a red dress - and little else - who happily joined the party. All night long, she was showered with attention by Pat "Zulu Boy" Holmes and his pals, whose dates were not amused.

The slightly annoyed dates, and some other men who had heard about the hot-tub caper, decided this was the perfect time to take a not-so-subtle jab at Zulu, so they all showed up at the next hash wearing red dresses. A tradition was quickly born, and Red Dress runs are now held all over the world. "It's really taken off," says Zulu Boy himself, wearing a Scarlet O'Hara number with lace and an open back. "I tell you, I'll never forget that girl in the red dress."

4) How many transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I doubt any transvestites would fit in a light bulb, screwing or not.

~ Cause, totally wired

1) How many Summit Hashers are shown in the photos along the left border of The Half-Mind Catalog web site?

3) At which SH3 runs were the photos taken (answer can be found in the Photo Pages).

4) Double Dribble was bored on the long flight back from Goa. If he were to spell out numbers, how far would he have to go until he would find the letter "A"?

1) Surstromming, the Swedish delicacy, is best served: a) with potatoes and onions b) somewhere in Sweden c) to force a confession

2) Who took those voyeuristic pics at the swimming hole?

4) Who was Foreskin having way too much fun with in the showers (hint: it wasn't Splice Girl)?

5) In the State of Vermont you can't take a picture of a naked man holding a bottle of shampoo. How did the photo taker get away with it?

Anal-lick-it-all : Like the other letters in the series, the letter H when flipped vertically remains the same.

	At which Summit H3 Outstation Run was this incriminating photo of Dr. "O" taken?
	How many Summit H3 Outstation Runs have there been?
	What town in Vermont will host the next Outstation Run?
	What other letter fits in the following series: B C D E I K O X?

	Who?
	What?
	When?
	Where?

	Who was the previous host of the hash event this shirt refers to?
	ANSWER: Hobart, Tasmania
	Name the city and country the producers of this hash shirt hope this future hash event will be held.
	ANSWER: Cardiff, Wales

	Who is the SH3 half-mind sporting the shirt?
	ANSWER: Suck 'em Up
	In five hundred words or less, explain the historical and cultural significance the symbolism of the dragon represents for this country.
	ANSWER: Whilst it is unclear why the Welsh adopted a red dragon as a symbol, it is clear that they have used it for some time. The early Britons probably used it as a battle standard, after the Roman occupation and that it may derive from a Roman Standard. For students of the obscure, the English word "Dragon" and the Welsh word "Draig" both come from the same Latin root "draco" for standard Some say that the Red Dragon was originally a griffin on the standard of a Roman legion headquartered in North Wales, but early came to be associated with the fighting dragons imprisoned by Lludd and Llefelys. The significance of these dragons was pointed out by Myrddin, the Merlin of Arthurian legend. Two dragons, one white, one red, had fought for many years. The white dragon at first prevailed but in the end the red dragon overcame the white. Myrddin explained that the Welsh would ultimately, after a long period of adversity, overcome the foreign invaders, and maintain their language, lands and freedom. Perhaps that is why the Welsh chose the red dragon In any case the dragon has become a symbol identified with Wales. A legend recorded by an 8th century historian tells of a fight between a red and a white dragon, which ends with the eventual triumph of the red dragon - representing Wales.

	There are seven flies in Papoose's kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
	How many sides does a stone orifice have?
	What other letter fits in the following series: B C D E I K O X?

	Who is the sexy male model sporting this newest edition of SH3 hash gear?
	It will cost me: A) $100 B) $12 C) $10 to purchase this boss hash-shirt.
	What is your best guess as to what appears on the reverse?

	Identify the faraway land.
	What kind of wagons are we looking at?
	Why is someone throwing away a perfectly good local?

	Who's jacket is getting fleeced in the above photos?
	Does the SH3 treat all visitor's articles of clothing this well, or just Rumson's?
	"One more dirty crack from you young man, and it's detention for a week!" Name the crackpots pictured above.

	Who is the patch bearer?
	To which upcoming SH3 event will the patch bearer be co-host?
	How many hashers does it take to screw in a Christmas light bulb?

	GI's cooking?
	Too many supplementals?
	The lack of SH3 Newsletters?

	Name?
	Rank?
	Cereal Number?